Flavour number eight
Now in purple.
Blackcurrant juice drink, already squashed. No jug. No ratio. No arguing about how strong to make it.
The eighth carton
Seven flavours was fine.
Eight is also fine.
- Apple A is for apple juice
- Cranberry Normcore cranberry juice drink
- Orange Is what it is orange juice
- Tomato I say tomato juice
- Pomegranate Deliciously standard pomegranate juice drink
- Pineapple Not too picky pineapple juice
- Pink grapefruit Premium regular pink grapefruit juice
- Blackcurrant New Already squashed blackcurrant juice drink
No maths
Squash made a generation do fractions before breakfast. This one comes pre-calculated.
- Find the jug.
- Guess.
- Too weak.
- Add more.
- Too strong.
- Argue.
- Open carton.
- Pour.
Store it anywhere
Out of sight, out of mind.
Unopened cartons keep at room temperature. Into the fridge once opened.
Contains fruit and therefore sugar. It's a real treat. Drink responsibly.
Would you drink it?
Put your name down. We'll tell you when the purple one turns up.